Bio prof: “…got stung by a wasp it hurt so bad I thought I was dying. Some of you probably wish I had!”
Bio prof: “One time my friend threw a jellyfish at me and it stung me in the face. I wanted to punch her in the face! This was back when I was a male chauvinist pig.”
Me: “YOU STILL ARE.”
I have no patience for his bullshit today. This is the same prof who made rape jokes in class and who told me that any man can take down any woman with one blow so women shouldn’t try to defend themselves when they’re being assaulted.
Tired of his lame jokes and irrelevant tangents-just stick to the textbook, buddy.
I don’t have the patients to be a doctor